Welcome to London’s Greatest
Table Dancing Club

The happiest happy hour ever...

The Art of Good Times
Since 1997

Welcome to our world.
Meet the Secrets girls, your beautiful and talented Dancers here to give you a truly unforgettable evening that you simply won’t want to end. If you’re looking to escape your everyday and fulfil your wildest dreams, then we can’t wait to meet you.

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We promise an unforgettable evening of whatever you want it
to be

Famous Champagnes
Classic CocktailsExquisite Table Dancing


“The perfect place to wind down after a busy day at work. The Secrets Dancers are incredible, really friendly and love to chat. Add a glass of Champagne and all your troubles drift away pretty quickly!”

Eddie, London

The Dancers

Meet and enjoy the company of beautifully talented Dancers, Secrets is home to the very best in strip club entertainment.


“My girlfriend and I visited to celebrate our anniversary and the Secrets ladies did not disappoint. We had our own private lounge where we were able to settle down and get comfortable with a few cocktails. We completely forgot where we were and definitely won’t forget that night in a hurry.”

Greg and Lillie, Surrey

What's On

Match days
Free post-match beer
Finished watching the Football and looking for the perfect after party? Look no further, present your ticket to our door staff on any match day and receive £10 entry and your first beer on us. It won't take long before you forget there was even a game... See you soon xx
9pm -10pm
The Early Evening Show
Join us at Secrets from 9pm for our early evening entertainment happy hour. The perfect opportunity to get to know us and start your night in the best possible way with deals on selected drinks. From 9pm - 10pm entry is £10 on the door and we will be performing topless stage shows for the first two hours. For a performance that your imagination couldn't possibly conjure up, book a visit and join the party. xxx
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62 Glenthorne Road
Hammersmith, London, W6 0LR

Tuesday to Saturday
9.00pm — 4.00am
Last entry 3.00am
Walk-ins Welcome

Contact Us
020 8563 7974
[email protected]

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