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Welcome to London’s Greatest
Table Dancing Club

The happiest happy hour ever...

The Art of Good Times
Since 1997

Welcome to our world.
We are the Secrets girls, your beautiful and talented performers here to give you a truly unforgettable evening that you simply won’t want to end. If you’re looking to escape your everyday and fulfil your wildest dreams, then we can’t wait to meet you.

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We promise an unforgettable evening of whatever you want it
to be

Famous Champagnes
Classic CocktailsExquisite Table Dancing


“The perfect place to wind down after a busy day at work. The Secrets girls are incredible, really friendly and love to chat. Add a glass of Champagne and all your troubles drift away pretty quickly!”

Eddie, London

The girls

Meet and enjoy the company of beautifully talented Dancers, Secrets is home to the very best in strip club entertainment.


“My girlfriend and I visited to celebrate our anniversary and the Secrets girls did not disappoint. We had our own private lounge where we were able to settle down and get comfortable with a few cocktails. We completely forgot where we were and definitely won’t forget that night in a hurry.”

Greg and Lillie, Surrey

What's On

Complimentary Prosecco for parties of four or more
Visit us for your Christmas celebrations and we'll provide one bottle of Prosecco on the house, helping you get in the swing of the festivities. Merry Christmas Terms and Conditions: - For parties of 4 or more - Available in December only
Throughout December
Live DJ Saturday Evenings
Secrets will play host to a resident DJ each Saturday night in December. Join us for the The Early Evening Party on Saturday 2nd for the first of our December Christmas parties. With the early evening drinks and topless stage shows, we promise you a festive night to remember.
9pm -10pm
The Early Evening Show
Join us at Secrets from 9pm for our early evening entertainment happy hour. The perfect opportunity to get to know us and start your night in the best possible way with deals on selected drinks. From 9pm - 10pm there is no entry fee and we will be performing topless stage shows for the first two hours. For a performance that your imagination couldn't possibly conjure up, book a visit and join the party. xxx
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62 Glenthorne Road
Hammersmith, London, W6 0LR

Tuesday to Saturday
9.00pm — 4.00am
Last entry 3.00am
Walk-ins Welcome

Contact Us
020 8563 7974
[email protected]

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